this message literally one shot killed me, i was drinking tea and i choked when i read this & ended up spilling my tea therefore burning my fucking legs and was still choking to the point where I damn near puked

gayreinhardt:

[three days grace voice]  i Amn just become……….. a litle animel. Thatse It . I Canot escape this

left-reminders:

ralisedarys:

ralisedarys:

happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

we are off to a GREAT start

crewneck:

smash mouth was right, the years keep coming and they don’t stop coming

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

oystersaintforme:

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

communismed:

wunkolo:

grawly:

It took Java over 19 years to realize “hey maybe we should allow unsigned integers”

Y2K…….

2!!!

terefah:

twenty crime teen

phase2:

Friendly reminder that the future is bulletproof. The aftermath is secondary.

lurkingmuffin:

Look 👀 alive 😃😄 Sunshine ☀️😎 109 in the sky 🌤️☁️ but the pigs 👮👮‍♀️🐖🐖 won’t quit 😤😤😤 You’re here with me 🤙 Dr. Death Defying 😏😏 I’ll be your surgeon 😷 your proctor 👨‍🏫 your helicopter 🚁 Pumping ✊⛽ out the slaughtermatic 🔪💀 sounds 🔉🔊 to keep you alive 💯💯🤯 A system failure ☠️😠 for the masses 😢👨‍👩‍👧‍👧  antimatter⚛️👩‍🔬 for the master plan 📝💣 Louder 🔊📣 than God’s ✝️ revolver 🔫🔫 and twice ✌️ as shiny 🌟🌟 This one’s 1️⃣ for all of you rock'n'rollers 🤘👨‍🎤 All you crash queens 💥👸 and motor babies 🏍️👶 Listen up! 🗣️🗣️🗣️📢 The future ⌛⏰ is bulletproof! 🔫✊😲 The aftermath 🌋🚧 is secondary! 2️⃣‼️ It’s time ⏰ to do it now 😆 and do it loud! 😈😈 KILLJOYS 😂☝️MAKE SOME NOISE! 😄😤‼️🥁🎸💥🌡️🎵🎶🌠⚡🔥🔥